Last Updated: On a Whim of a Toad God
By entering our lily pad (aka using our services), you agree to leap into our ecosystem. We're all about synergy here—just don't expect actual files in your inbox.
Using our services = your croak of approval. No tadpole exceptions. If you're under 18, hop back when you're a legal frog.
Keep it clean. No illegal flies, swamp sabotage, or bogging down our servers with amphibious antics. We reserve the right to say “toad-a-loo” to violators.
We’re not liable for leapfrogging fails, swamp outages, or ribbiting mishaps. If life gives you mosquitoes, make frogurt—but that’s on you.
We may tweak these terms. Changes will be posted on our digital lily pad. Continued use = you’re still cool with our hop-timized rules.
We can terminate access if you muddy the waters. You’re free to hop off anytime—no hard-shelled feelings.
Disputes? Settled in Swamp County by a wise old toad (or binding arbitration, same thing).
Stay froggy, friends 🐸